Saturday, March 31, 2007

Shine On


Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see the beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.- Louisa May Alcott

I was bored the other day and I broke out an old video to watch. It was Little Women, a remake based on the classic story by Louisa May Alcott. I like the story of these strong women and the life choices they make during a more victorian time in New England. The character I most identify with is Jo Marsh, the writer.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

27 Years

Twenty-seven years ago on this date , March 29, 1980 I was married.
The marriage lasted ten years, but I got two beautiful children from the union.
Not to mention the life lessons learned along the way.
My how time flies and things change.
I wonder if my ex though about us today.
When I hark back I get filled with so many memories and emotions.
Life teaches us to accept the good, the bad and the ugly.
Wonder what, or if, I'll be thinking about in twenty-seven more years.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Leave A Message

This is the message that the Pacific Palisades
High School(California)
staff voted unanimously to record on their
school telephone answering
machine. This is the actual answering machine
message for the school.
This came about because they implemented a
policy requiring students and
parents to be responsible for their children's
absences and missing
homework.

The school and teachers are being sued by
parents who want their
children's failing grades changed to passing
grades - even though those
children were absent 15-30 times during the
semester and did not
complete enough schoolwork to pass their
classes.

The outgoing message:
_______________________ _______________________
Hello! You have reached the automated answering
service of your school.
In order to assist you in connecting to the
right staff member, please listen to all the
options before making a selection:

* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
* To make excuses for why your child did not do
his work- Press 2
* To complain about what we do - Press 3
* To swear at staff members - Press 4
* To ask why you didn't get information that
was already enclosed in
your newsletter and several fliers mailed to
you - Press 5
* If you want us to raise your child - Press 6
* If you want to reach out and touch, slap or
hit someone -Press 7
* To request another teacher, for the third
time this year-Press 8
* To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
* To complain about school lunches - Press 0
* If you realize this is the real world and
your child must be accountable and responsible
for his/her own behavior, class work, homework
and that it's not the teachers' fault for your
child's lack of effort:
Hang up and have a nice day!

*If you want this in Spanish, you must be in
the wrong country.

Sunday, March 25, 2007

Stroke Symptoms - Save A Life

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) and that she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes. They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening. Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm, Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. They end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this...
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Thank God for the sense to remember the "3" steps, "S.T.R ." Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S * Ask the individual to SMILE .

(If the smile is lopsided, a stroke is likely to have occurred.)
T * Ask the person to TALK to SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE
(If the speech is slurred, a stroke is likely to have occurred.)

(Coherently) (i.e. . . It is sunny out today)
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.
(If he or she cannot raise one arm, a stroke is likely to have occurred.)

*NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out their
tongue. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other,
that is also an indication of a stroke. If he or she has trouble with
ANY ONE of these tasks, call 911 immediately !! and describe the
symptoms to the dispatcher.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Q&A

"It is better to ask some of the questions, than to know all the answers."
--James Thurber

Prayer

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself."
-- Mae West

Friday, March 23, 2007

This Day In History

On March 23
1775 During a speech before the second Virginia Convention, revolutionary Patrick Henry responds to the increasingly oppressive British rule over the American colonies by declaring, "Give me liberty or give me death!"
1857 Elisha Otis installs the first modern passenger elevator in a public building at the corner of Broome Street and Broadway in New York City.
1919 Benito Mussolini breaks with the Italian Socialists and establishes the nationalist Fasci di Combattimento, commonly known as the Fascist Party.
1929 The first telephone is installed in the White House.
1942 During World War II, the United States Government begins evacuating Japanese-Americans from West Coast homes and moving them to detention centers.
1965 The first two-person American space flight takes off from Cape Kennedy. Astronauts Virgil Grissom and John Young are aboard.
1972 Evil Knievel breaks 93 bones after successfully jumping 35 cars on his motorcycle.
1983 On national television, President Reagan calls for the development of technology to intercept enemy missiles. The proposal became known as the Strategic Defense Initiative, also dubbed the "Star Wars" program.
1994 Wayne Gretzky broke Gordie Howe's National Hockey League (NHL) career record with his 802nd goal.
1999 NATO Secretary-General Javier Solana gave formal approval for air strikes against Serbian targets

Thursday, March 22, 2007

First Gray

When I discovered my first gray hair I immediately wrote to my parents: "Dear Dad and Mom, You saw my first steps. You might want to experience this with me too." I taped the offending hair to the paper and mailed it. My father's response, titled "Sonnet to a Hair," began: "It's a trustworthy observation That nothing can compare In the process of aging With finding the first gray hair . . ." He signed off with this observation: "That gray hair you sent us is not the first one you gave us!"

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Welcome Spring


March 21st is the official first day of Spring.
We made it through another long winter. I look forward to the sprouts of new green grass, the budding daffodils, tulips and crocus.

Ode To Spring

IN MARCH
by Max Eastman


On a soaked fence post a little blue-backed bird,
Openeing her sweet throat, has stirred
A million music ripples in the air
That curl and circle everywhere.
They break not shallow at my ear,
But quiver within.
Warm days are near!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Natures Rock Art





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Saturday, March 17, 2007

Happy St. Pattys



KISS ME - I'M IRISH!
TIME TO GET YOUR GREEN ON!
I'LL HAVE SOME CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE
AND A PINT OF GREEN BEER TO WASH IT DOWN WITH.

Irish By The Number


I was just looking at the calendar , St. Patrick's day is always on 3/17.
It occured to me that these numbers, 3 & 17 have a special meaning to me. My daughter was born on the 3rd and my son was born on the 17th. Their grandfather's birthday was 3/17 and his wife , their grandmother died on my son's birthday.
Not sure that it means anything, but I thought it was interesting.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Wild Irish Rose

Irish Sayings

I was surprised at how many of these sayings I heard my Granny say over the years.



Irish Sayings


As thieving as a fox's snout

Beauty won't make the pot boil

May you live and wear it

May the face of every good news and the back
of every bad news be towards us

As hard as the hob of hell

As cunning as the fox

As deep as the sea

As bashful as a girl

As slow as a late dinner

As dull as ditch water

As swift as a hare

As true as the gospel

As long as a wet Sunday

It's hard to teach an old dog to dance.

As the cock crows, the young bird chirps

To be old and decayed dishonors no-one

In youth we have our troubles before us;
in age we leave pleasure behind.

As busy as a bee

As salty as the sea

As good as gold

As old as the hills

As bitter as thick milk

As crooked as ram's horn

As brown as a berry

Street angel, house devil.

When the twig hardens, it's difficult to twist it.

A man lives long in his native place.

As tough as a wheel string.

As mim as a dog without his tail.

A black hen lays white eggs.

A buckle is a great addition to an old shoe.

Nobility listens to art

As stiff as a poker

Old burdens don't incite blows.

Red-hot ashes are easily rekindled.

An inch is a great deal in a man's nose.

It's not the bones that are beautiful but the flesh on the shoulders.

Its appearances are better than its value.

Handsome is as handsome does.

Young people don't know what age is;
old people forget what youth was.

Is it not a lonesome thing to be getting old.

There's anger in an open laugh.

It's no use going to the goat's house to look for wool

It's hard to fight with the wide ocean

An empty bag won't stand

You can't draw blood out of a turnip

You won't make a rope from the sand of the sea

It's only the Lord can make a racehorse out of a jackass

The devil couldn't do it unless he was drunk

Tis no use talking when the harm is done

It is the hope of recompense that ruins the card player.

Better a son of a gambler than a drinker

The expectation of success is what beggars the gambler

Crafty advice is often got from a fool

A wise man takes advice

A ring on her finger and not a stitch of clothes on her back.

Take gifts with a sigh most men give to be paid

It is worth going to meet generosity that is slow

A gentle answer quenches anger

God moves slowly yet his grace comes

God never closes one door but he opens another

The person not taught by God is not taught by man

A kind word never broke anyone's mouth

God often pays debts without money

The love of God guides every good

Man talks but God directs

God helps him that helps himself

A good thing is improved by increasing it

Good begets good

Everything good is used in little pieces

It's the jewel that can't be got that is the most beautiful

The man without eyes is no judge of beauty

A good laugh and a long sleep the best cures in a doctor's book

A man is often a bad adviser to himself and a good adviser to another.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

NCAA - My Picks

My Picks *
Final 4 - UCLA- FL - NC - OH
UCLA to win it all.




(1) Florida*
(16) Jackson St
------------------- FL
(8) Arizona*
(9) Purdue
FL
(5) Butler*
(12) Old Domin.
-------------------- Mary
(4) Maryland*
(13) Davidson IP
FL
(6) Notre Dame *
(11) Winthrop
-------------------- Oreg
(3) Oregon *
(14) Miami (OH)
OR
(7) UNLV
(10) Georgia T.*
-------------------- Wisc
(2) Wisconsin*
(15) Tex A&M-CC
UCLA
(1) Kansas *
(16) Florida A&M
-------------------- Kans
(8) Kentucky
(9) Villanova*
KS
(5) Virginia Tech*
(12) Illinois
-------------------- VT
(4) S Illinois*
(13) Holy Cross
UCLA
(6) Duke *
(11) VCU
-------------------- Pitt
(3) Pittsburgh *
(14) Wright State
UCLA
(7) Indiana
(10) Gonzaga*
-------------------- UCLA
(2) UCLA *
(15) Weber St


_____________________ UCLA

N Carolina (1) *
E Kentucky (16)
----------------------- NC
Marquette (8)
Mich St (9)*
NC
USC (5) *
Arkansas (12)
----------------------- Tex
Texas (4) *
N. Mexico St (13)
NC
Vanderbilt (6)*
G. Wash. (11)
------------------------ Wash St
Wash. St. (3)*
Oral Roberts (14)
GEO
BC (7)*
IP Texas Tech (10)
------------------------ Geo
Georgetown (2)*
Belmont (15)

OH
Ohio State (1)*
C Conn St (16)
----------------------- OH St
BYU (8)
Xavier (9)*
OH
Tennessee (5)*
L. Beach St (12)
------------------- VA
Virginia (4) *
Albany (13)
OH
Louisville (6)*
IP Stanford (11)
--------------------- Tex AM
Texas A&M (3)*
Penn (14)
TXAM
Nevada (7)
Creighton (10)*
-------------------- Memph
Memphis (2)*
North Texas (15)

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Frosty Has A Meltdown

I'm sitting here drinking coffee out of my snowman mug I got for Christmas. The temperature is supposed to reach 70 degrees today and I'm feeling the irony.

The Frosty theme song keeps playing in my head...."Come on lets run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away."

I suppose this means I'll have to take down all of my snowman decorations that I've had up since Christmas. In the back of my mind I suspect we'll see snow one more time before it's officially Spring. It usually happens about the time of the NCAA basketball playoffs.

Then I'll say a fond farewell to Frosty and replace him with some Easter Bunnies.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Cookie Monster



Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Egg-actly




A man asks......
What are the four worst things about being an egg?
1. You only get hard once.
2. You only get laid once.
3. You only get eaten once.
4. And the only one who sits on your face is your mother.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Spring Ahead





Rise and Shine!
Remember the helpful saying "Spring forward fall back."?
Did you remember to set your clocks ahead one hour last night for the start of daylight savings time. This year the government decided to start it about four weeks early and to extend it one week farther in order to save energy. I'm not sure there is any truth to that theory, but I do like the extra hour of sunlight.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Bubba's Cookin' On the Front Burner

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic....And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass.....and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

Friday, March 09, 2007

We Are What We Eat

We are what we eat, so the saying goes. Below is a list of different foods, select and type in your favorite type or flavor of each. This is meant to be a fun quiz. Pick out what kind of food your are after you make your list.

Jelly Bean - green apple

Bread - marbled rye

Pie - pecan

Vegetable - carrot

Candy Bar - Snickers Almond

Snack Chip/Cracker - Gardetto's

Cake - German Chocolate

Fruit - strawberry

Bagel - cinnamon raisin

Soda Pop - Squirt

Cookie - oatmeal chocolate chip

Icecream - Moose Tracks

Nut - smoked almonds

Sundae Topping - hot fudge


I think I must be a trail mix with fruit, nuts and chocolate. What are you?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

This Day In History

On March 8
1790 George Washington delivers the first State of the Union address.
1880 U.S. President Rutherford B. Hayes declared that the United States would have jurisdiction over any canal built across the isthmus of Panama.
1894 A dog license law is enacted in New York State. It’s the first animal control law in the United States.
1907 The British House of Commons turned down a women's suffrage bill.
1910 Baroness de Laroche of France becomes the first woman to obtain a pilot’s license.
1930 Babe Ruth signs a contract worth $80,000 with the New York Yankees.
1941 Martial law was proclaimed in Holland in order to extinguish any anti-Nazi protests.
1945 Phyllis Mae Daley received a commission in the U.S. Navy Nurse Corps. She became the first African-American nurse to serve duty in World War II.
1948 The U.S. Supreme Court rules that religious instruction in public schools is unconstitutional.
1954 Herb McKenley sets a world record for the quarter mile, running the distance in 48.6 seconds.
1959 Groucho, Chico and Harpo Marx make their final television appearance together.
1962 The Beatles perform for the first time on the BBC in Great Britain.
1985 The Internal Revenue Service (IRS) reported that 407,700 Americans were millionaires. That was more than double the total from just five years before.
1988 In Fort Campbell, KY, 17 U.S. soldiers were killed when two Army helicopters collided in midair.
1999 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld the conviction of Timothy McVeigh for the bombing of a federal building in Oklahoma City in 1995.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007



You may go wherever you wish,

but you cannot escape yourself.

-- Norwegian Proverb

Monday, March 05, 2007

Happy Birthday Bro





Happy Birthday to my brother, Roger!

Work It Out

Women's Work Out.

First the good news:
When researchers from the University of South Carolina reviewed the exercise patterns of women over 40, they found most were getting the recommended amount of exercise to stay healthy, says a report in the Journal of Women's Health and Gender Based Medicine.

Now, the bad news: Ninety-five percent of those women got their exercise by doing household chores. While 65 percent were doing work considered physical exercise, fewer than 25 percent did any exercise that could be classified as recreation. Fifty-three percent were getting a workout by taking care of children, and fifty-one percent kept fit by working on the lawn.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Reach For The Stars



Constellation of Cancer


Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, Or what's a heaven for?
- Robert Browning

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Full Moon Fever

Dance By The Light Of The Moon

STAND BY ME

When the night has come
And the land is dark,
And the moon is the only light we'll see.
No I won't be afraid,
Oh I won't be afraid,
Just as long as you stand, stand by me

So darlin' darlin' stand by me,
Oh stand by me,
Oh stand, stand by me, stand by me.

If the sky that we look upon
Should tumble and fall,
Or the mountain should crumble to the sea.
I won't cry, I won't cry,
No I won't shed a tear,
Just as long as you stand, stand by me.


Ben E. King

Friday, March 02, 2007

Got Milk?

Handy Dandy Tip Of The Day. Who knew!


To repair a crack in a ceramic dish boil it with a little milk.

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Listen Here Mister!

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road...
They pass each other..
The woman yells out the window, PIG!
Man yells back out window, B I T C H
Man rounds next curve.
Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought for The Day: If only men would
listen........