With This Ring

Trip to hospital
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off
from his penis after his girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket
and got so mad at him she stuck it on him while he was asleep.

Which is worse?
a) having your girlfriend find out you're married, or
b) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis, or
c) finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring