Halloween Humor IV

What kinds of ghosts haunt skyscrapers?
High spirits...

Why did the skeleton climb a tree?
Because a dog was after its bones...

How do you make a witch scratch?
Just take away the W...

Where do ghosts go swimming?
The dead sea...

Why was the witch's cat giggling?
Because it was a giggle puss...

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Hope it's Halloween...

What do you call a skeleton stone age family?
The Flintbones...

What did the witch say to the midget vampire skeleton?
Bony little bloodsucker, aren't you?...

What's the difference between a fisherman and a sick ghost?
One catches his dinner, the other one loses it...

Did you hear about the new Dracula doll?
Wind it up and it bites Barbie on the neck...

What did the t.v. news reporter say to the ghost?
Everyone dead! Boos at 11...