Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you
at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a
nursing home at $7000.00 per month.

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he
was 60. Now he's 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by
people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking is so that I
could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain
figures out what I'm doing..

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400
bucks. Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach
covers them..

The advantage of exercising every day is so when you
die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start
with a small country.

I know I got a lot of exercise the last few
years,.......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,because
there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much about how I
look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I
look just fine.

BUT...MOST IMPORTANTLY:
When we walk with God, we always reach the right
destination.