First Date

This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience.

There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah .

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never
met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed
home late tha t afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from
anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested
she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because of the
heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had
better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down
and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footi ng, so she let her
butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was
a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent
to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued
against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately
came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered
her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a re ply
that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some
assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out
laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation
was, they also were faced with a real problem.

Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip
of the icy mtal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands
down. Or perhaps that should be ' pants down. ' And you thought your
first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole
new meaning to being pissed off.'

Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting
next to her on the Leno show.