Crazy Love

Just because someone doesn't love
you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you
with all they have.


Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past
the hospital swimming pool. Ralph
suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool
and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled
him out. When the Head Nurse Director
became aware of Edna's heroic act she
immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as she now considered
her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news
she said, 'Edna, I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged, since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and
saving the life of the person you love.
I have concluded that your act displays
sound mindedness. The bad news is,
Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you
saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself,
I put him there to dry. How soon can
I go home?'