Lost In Translation
The Man Translator: (What he says and what he means)
1. I really get into talking about my feelings...I'll talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants.
2. I go out with my buddies at least once a week...I'm dating other women.
3. I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now...wanna do it?
4. I still really value you as a friend...I still want you for booty calls.
5. My career has always been my top priority...I have a 2" penis.
6. The sexiest thing about you is your mind...You're not that attractive, but I'll still sleep with you.
7. This is so special. Let's keep it between us...I'd be totally humiliated if anyone knew we were dating.
8. She has nothing to do with us...I don't even think about you when I sleep with her.
9. My pager is the best way to reach me...I'm married.
10. I think we should slow things down for a while...Oh shit, I think I'm falling in love.
11. I don't believe in sex before marriage...I think I'm gay but humor me for a few months, ok?
posted by Annie @ 2:34 PM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Annie,
you're so sexist, I suppose it works both ways!
I'm going to do a Woman Translator,
1) What's Wrong - Nothing - It's my hamster's birthday and you forgot!
2) No, I'm Serious, What's Wrong? - Nothing - You Bastard it's my hamster's 2nd birthday and you didn't take us out to lunch!
I think you get the point
Ian
I hear you Ian. But didn't you still chuckle a bit? HopeI didn't offend you.
Just shows how differently mens and womens brains work. Really....I love men and get along better with them than most women.
I grew up with 3 brothers and no sisters so I think I had a pretty good view into how guys thoughts work. That's not to say they are all the same,just as women are not all the same. I have fun people watching in general. I like to see what makes people tick.
Annie
Hi Annie,
I was only giving the other side, I think we all have our odd genetic make up, that makes us stubborn, etc.
Like when a man will keep on driving, knowing he's gone the wrong way, instead of asking for directions!
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