Hearing Impaired

A man went to see a faith healer and said, "Can you please help me with my hearing?"
The faith healer said, "Of course!" He proceeded to put his hands on the man's ears, and meditated for a few minutes.
The faith healer said, "Okay, how is your hearing now?"
And, the man said, "I don't know, my hearing isn't until 9:30 A.M. next Tuesday".