Bumper Snickers

BUMPER STICKERS WE JUST LOVE TO SEE ...

Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ASS!

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!

100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

Your gene pool needs a little CHLORINE

You're just jealous because the voices are talkin to me and not u!

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date

My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up your soccer mom

Grow your own dope ... plant a man

All Men Are Animals, Some just make better pets

Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke!

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes

GUYS: No shirt, no service GALS: No shirt, no charge

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

Boldly going nowhere

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted

Try not to let your mind wander. It is too small to be out by itself.

The proctologist called, they found your head.

Just because your head is pointed, doesn't mean you're sharp

Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?

Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me"

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

CAUTION - Driver legally blond