No Speakah De English

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops, and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them
ignores them at first; but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. In this country we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta
sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi!"
I'VE GOT $5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN.