Old Mens Woes

Three old men were sitting around talking about who had the worst health problems.

The seventy-year-old said, "Have I got a problem. Every morning, I get up at 7:30 and have to take a piss but I have to stand at the toilet for an hour 'cause my pee barely trickles out!"

"Heck, that's nothing, " said the eighty year old. "Every morning, at 8:30, I have to take a shit but I have to sit on the can for hours because of my constipation. It's terrible!"

The ninety-year-old said, "You guys think you have problems! Every morning, at 7:30, I piss like a racehorse and, at 8:30, I shit like a pig. The trouble with me is . . . I don't wake up till eleven!"