An Irish Bartenders Words Of Wisdom

Mr. Dooley's sardonic observations.
Prompted by a series of questions from one of his patrons he unleashed his wit on a variety of topics, from politics to marriage to aging.
"Our virtues are self-limiting, but our vices run on forever "Trust everyone, but cut the cards "In the old days, we didn't care what we taught the children as long as it was unpleasant for them "A man can be right and be president, but not at the same time and "A woman is as old as she looks to the man who likes looking at her."