10 Signs You're Not Romantic

1. You only kiss her as a prelude to sex.
2. You always use "handyman" verbs in the bedroom.(hammering, screwing,banging)
3. You only buy her chocolate when it's on sale.
4. All the ingredients for a romantic dinner come from a can.
5. You buy her flowers from the gas station.
6. You celebrate your anniversary at an all you can eat buffet.
7. Your idea of a chick flick is lesbian porn.
8. You buy her gifts with you in mind. (fishing pole, tickets to monster truck ralley, tools)
9. You go on romantic walks - to take the trash out.
10. You only have candle-lit dinners to save on electricity.