Taxed To Death

Dear IRS,

I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay taxes owed April 15, but all is not lost.

I have paid these taxes: accounts receivable tax, grocery tax, building permit tax, CDL tax, tobacco tax, Liquor tax, federal income tax, FICA, unemployment tax, gasoline tax, hunting license tax, fishing license tax, waterfowl stamp tax, inheritance tax, inventory tax, Medicare tax, city, school and county property tax (up 33 percent last 4 years), social security tax, state and city sales tax, recreational vehicle tax, state franchise tax, telephone federal excise tax, telephone federal state and local surcharge tax, cell phone tax, telephone minimum usage surcharge tax, utility tax, vehicle license registration tax, capital gains tax, Iowa property tax and sales tax, that $200 ticket for going 5mph over while trying to get to work so I can pay taxes for Barney-let the crackheads go 'cause they can't pay a fine-Fife's salary (and that new police car he drives) and many more that I can't recall but I have run out of space and money. On top of this I need to save all I can to help my kids because our government obviously isn't worried about sidling them with several TRILLION dollars of unneeded debt.

When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmen Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your boss Timothy Geithner. No penalties and no interest.

P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Sincerely Yours,
American Taxpayer