Equiped

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their
lakeside cottage
after several hours of fishing and decides to take
a nap. Although
not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her
feet up, and
begins to read her book. The peace and solitude
are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He
pulls up
alongside the woman and says, "Good morning,
Ma'am. What are you
doing?"
"Isn't that obvious?"
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
reading."

"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For
all I know you
could start at any moment. I'll have to take you
in and write you
up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game
Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
all I know you
could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
likely she can also think.