Chili Time

With the cold snap we've had I decided it was a good time to make a pot of chili. It always warms me up. I saw this joke and had a good laugh about chili.

Our church was planning a chili supper for the homeless, and my wife, Florence, agreed to prepare four gallons of her rather mild variation. The man in charge of organizing the program asked Florence how she would describe her chili -- three alarm or four alarm. After hearing some of the ingredients that went into other chili donations, my wife replied, "I guess you'd call mine false alarm."