Relationship Red Flags

10 Women to Avoid:
1. One who talks incessently about the ex who scarred her for life
2. One who calls her mother more than once/day
3. One who can't hold a job
4. One who has her hairdresser on speed dial
5. One who has her shrink on speed dial
6. One who buys you sweater vests
7. One who plays mind games such as the "What's wrong?" "Nothing." game.
8. One who wears more makeup than Ronald McDonald.
9. One who is brand-name obsessed.
10. One who watches The OC.

10 Men to Stay Away From (No Matter How Sorta Sexy/Conniving/Convincing They Are Or How Drunk/Out Of Your Mind/Lonely You Are)
1. A man who wears tight, high-waisted pants
2. Your friend's ex
3. An Internet match who when you meet in person looks nothing like his photos
4. Bartender/musician/sales clerk (or any man who needs more than one slash (/) to define himself)
5. Any guy who critiques your outfit or makeup
6. Men who hate animals
7. Men who hate their mothers (even if she is an animal)
8. A man who has his ex's name tattooed on his body
9. Addicts (this includes addictions to alcohol, gambling, porn to name a few)
10. A guy who will ask to see your compact mirror so he can make sure his freshly waxed eyebrows are in place