Let's Have A Drink

Want to learn about somebody's character? Don't bother asking for their Zodiac sign; get them to order an alcoholic drink instead.According to the Journal of Substance Abuse:
Wine drinkers are college educated and drink in moderation, usually with meals.
Beer drinkers have limited educations. They usually drink at times other than meal time.
Whiskey drinkers hang out at bars.
Wine cooler drinkers are usually single and have limited educations.