Saturday, May 27, 2006

Candy Wrappers


How you dispose of your chocolate wrapper and what it says about you:
Wad it/Scrunch It: If you crumble up the wrapper and toss it without thinking twice about it you enjoy sex but are hasty and probably miss out on a lot.
Fold It: If you carefully fold your wrapper into nice little packages quality is important to you in regards to sex. You like the whole package: seduction, romance and technique. You read sex manuals and strive for perfection in and out of bed.
Ball It Up: If you like to roll the paper up (especially foil) into a ball in your hand and maybe play with it a little, you are an adventurer at heart. But balling it up may be a sign of sexual boredom and that you’re stuck in a routine.
Tear It Up: As a tearer, you need validation and approval and tend to be fickle, always thinking you are missing out because someone better is still out there. You have difficulty with commitment, and underneath, though you rarely admit it, you have self-esteem issues which need to be dealt with.
Sculpt It: If you enjoy making shapes out of your wrapper then not only are you an experienced lover, but you’re ardent and passionate. Your creative imagination extends to showering your lover with bliss.
Smooth It: As a smoother you are sensual and attuned. You love to touch and be touched. Massaging your partner is one of your favorite pastimes and foreplay is just as important as the main event.
Roll It: If you like to roll your wrapper up into long tubes you tend to live through your friends love lives instead of paying attention to your own. You want everyone to be happy in love so you’re known as being a matchmaker. But this is a deflecting mechanism to keep you from dealing with your own relationship dissatisfaction.
Twist It: If you twist your wrappers into ropes it’s a sign of stress and that you need some TLC. You hold back and don’t allow yourself to completely enjoy sex. You are too worried and wound up.
Wrapperless: If you don’t do anything with the wrappers other than throw them straight in the trash, or only eat wrapperless chocolate surprises are not for you in sex. You are all about “what you see is what you get” and make no apologies for a lack of spontaneity. Foreplay is a foreign language and an unnecessary delay to your satisfaction. You only participate if it’s absolutely necessary.


I'm the wad it scrunch it up type, though sometimes I roll it in a ball. Hmmm.

3 Comments:

At 3:44 PM , Blogger Cadley Dad said...

Annie,
I'm a folder! Sometime's though I smoooth the silver foil out.

I think all your questions and answers are revealing way too much about us!

 
At 7:17 PM , Blogger Annie said...

wow Ian,the lovely red head is a lucky woman. wink.

 
At 5:33 PM , Blogger Cadley Dad said...

Yeh,
I keep telling her that, but she likes to believe I'm the lucky one!

 

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